As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
I will make sure only a select few in my neighborhood participate!
Hahaha! Let me I\’ll join you though bro since there are few hoties in your hood.
With all the snow here on Saturday we were all treated to a lot of hard nips
Glad I\’m not a terrorist 
Its your patriotic duty!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!! and the SEAHAWKS!!!
Hope you got my Email, It was an awesome trip even though St. louis is the biggest Shithole City
I have EVER been too in my entire life!! NO JOKE!!!
Beating Arizona this weekend will give us a definet Dominating lead against the cardinals.
AOL POLL rates them to win 59% to our 49% but I call BS!!
GO SEAHAWKS!!!!
~GRINCHY~