Joke 1 

Terry Bradshaw, a former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback, after living a full life, died.  When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.  They came to a modest little house with a faded Steelers flag in the window.  "This house is yours for eternity, Terry" said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."  Bradshaw felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.  On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.  It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous SEAHAWKS flag, and in every window a blue Towel.

Bradshaw looked at God and said, "God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.  I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what’s your point Bradshaw?"

"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Terry, that’s not Matt’s house, it’s mine."

Joke 2

Got Removed, darn 😛




6 thoughts on “Jokes

  1. Your jokes are stupid.  Making god a part of the joke along with stating Bradshaw died?….please!  You wish you once had a player as good as Bradshaw!  Finally, your little birdies will  have the chance to play a real team!!!  Keep dreaming and when you wake up it\’ll be the "REAL DEAL" walking away with the trophy.  Can\’t wait to show your birds what real Smash-Mouth Football is about.   Considering they only got to play the crap teams in there conference so far, they\’re in for a rude awakening & squashing.  I\’m going to love watching every minute of this game to shut all you nay-sayer up and finally get the respect we deserve!  Think your the best fans ever?…NO ONE can compare to us Pittsburgh fans, so don\’t even try.  YOUR GOING HOME EMPTY HANDED, COUNT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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