The Definition of Marketing…

The Definition of Marketing

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I’m fantastic in bed. That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He’s fantastic in bed. That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I’m fantastic in bed. That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I’m fantastic in bed. That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed. That’s Brand Recognition.

 
I seen this on a friends space and thought it was totally worth sharing.
 
Have a great weekend!!
Toby
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4 thoughts on “The Definition of Marketing…

  1. Hi Hunneh, hope u have an awesome Moms day with your hunney ^_^ or at least have an awesome sunday!!!! Hugz sweetheART!!

  2. Laughing hysterically @ the entry. Thanks for sharing it.
     
    Dropped by via K.T.\’s site.
     
    Have a pleasant weekend!
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~PJ~*~

  3. Hi,Toby. 
     
    So visual. Now I know what\’s the Definition of Marketing! Thank you for sharing it with us!
     
    Have a great weekend! –My weekend has been almost over 😦 

  4. haha, it is funny!!!
    When I have an interview if the interviewer asks me the definition of marketing I will know how to answer, haha…
    Have a nice weekend, Toby.

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