Beer warning – make sure you do the demo!

I know a couple women that have used this one and ruined the men’s lives. Men beware!
 
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
 
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
 
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
 
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
 
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
 
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.
 
For a video to see how beer works click here.
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8 thoughts on “Beer warning – make sure you do the demo!

  1.  
    So do you have the addresses of these clubs, parties and local pubs?   hehehe!! 
     

     Anyway,…
    I Hate Christmas and I have every intention of Stealing it from You!
     
    Hey,… I\’m The Grinch, and thats how we Roll here in WhoVille!
     
    Ok Fine,… I will leave you at least ONE Present here on your Space:

    There you go.
     
    But those Presents under your Tree,…. those belong to ME!!
    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
     
    Taker\’ Sleazy buddy!
    From Your Demented Pal,
    ~GRINCHY~
     
    GO SEAHAWKS!!
     

  2.  
    hey Toby!
     
    What\’s Christmas without a little gift from your old Pal The Grinch?

     
    well you better enjoy it, cause it\’s the only one your getting!
    Bah humbug! LOL!
     
    ~GRINCHY~
     
    GO SEAHAWKS!!!

  3.  
    How to Tell if You\’re a Grinch like me!

    This is a set of essential personality tests to see if you have what it takes to pull off stealing Christmas next year:
    1. Did You reuse last year’s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name? (5 points).
    2. Did You steal light bulbs from you neighbor’s outdoor display to replenish your own supply? (5 points, 10 if neighbor’s whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out).
    3. Did You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer? (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered species, 5 extra points).
    4. Did You put out last year’s stale candy canes for children? (1 point for each piece of sticky candy). If you put out a chocolate or marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.
    5. Did You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale’s or other prestige box to impress your friends? (5 points for each infraction).
    6. Did You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas Day (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are stuck in a phone booth?
    7. At the office Christmas party, did you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home? (5 points; 15 points if you use this stuff for your own party).
    8. Did You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own? (5 points).
    9. After an invitation to a friend’s house, did you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made? (5 points; 15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).
    10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is considered a definite no-no, but it will get you – (20 points!) if you did!!!!
    Now,… Evaluate your score on the “Grinch Scale” from 20 to 100:
    20-30: You are just a cheeseball Wannabe Grinch,… better luck next year.30-50: You are a Grinchy apprentice in Yuletide larceny and are probably wanted by the police for overdue parking tickets.50-100: Damn,… Your giving me a run for my money! You just may make a good Grinch someday,…Good for you!!
    Taker\’ Sleazy & have a Happy New Year!
    ~GRINCHY~
    GO SEAHAWKS!!!
     
     

  4. Hi, Just letting our nominees know that voting has now begun and ends January 24th.  Winners will be announced shortly after.Good luck, SHOF

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