2008 Tax Code

I got this in an email today; nothing like some humor on a Monday.
 
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size.
 
The brackets are as follows:
  • 10 – 12′ Luxury Tax $300.00
  • 8 – 10′ Pole Tax $250.00
  • 5 – 8′ Privilege Tax $150.00
  • 3 – 5′ Nuisance Tax $30.00

*Males exceeding 12′ must file capital gains.
*Anyone under 4′ is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “2008 Tax Code

  1. Damn,….. I sure will hate to have to pay that "Luxury Tax" all the time!
    That does mean soft right?
    I will definetly have to file capitol gains if it means Hard!
    hehehe! :p
     
    Boy, I sure was ready to throw the remote at my TV with Frye on the Field.
    Matt or Seneca wouldnt have screwed up so many times, thats for sure!
     
    But what a great game anyway,… the Bears never disapoint us by playing a good game
    and ya gotta give Devin Hester and Urlacher Props, they are the Team! 
     
    Next up,… The Raiders!
    OMG! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa!!!!
    this will be a hillarious game!
     
    Taker Sleazy buddy,….. & GO SEAHAWKS!!
    ~Grinchy~

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s